Plus 5 To Kick Girl-Ass
Via The Poor Man Institute for Freedom and Democracy and a Pony we discover that batshit crazy nutjob Vox Day is a girl-ass kicking machine!
Seriously.
Kicking girl-ass is something that Vox can go on and on about. He really wants the internets to know that he's got him some mad kung fu fight'n skilz and he's not afraid to use them - on girls.
Vox says he trains at "the most notoriously brutal fighting school in the Twin Cities" and obviously a you don't earn a rep like that without demonstrating your willingness to beat the shit out of anyone unfortunate enough to be weak, small, and/or "challenged" in the testicle department. So when Vox throws down with an upity girl half his size you just know he is proud to pop the top on that tall, frosty can of 'Bitch-Whup-Ass' just like his sensei taught him.
The Koufax Awards are coming up soon and we think it is about time someone nominate Vox for this years Andy Kaufman award.
Seriously.
Kicking girl-ass is something that Vox can go on and on about. He really wants the internets to know that he's got him some mad kung fu fight'n skilz and he's not afraid to use them - on girls.
Vox says he trains at "the most notoriously brutal fighting school in the Twin Cities" and obviously a you don't earn a rep like that without demonstrating your willingness to beat the shit out of anyone unfortunate enough to be weak, small, and/or "challenged" in the testicle department. So when Vox throws down with an upity girl half his size you just know he is proud to pop the top on that tall, frosty can of 'Bitch-Whup-Ass' just like his sensei taught him.
The Koufax Awards are coming up soon and we think it is about time someone nominate Vox for this years Andy Kaufman award.
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