Blogging shift
Recently I have been forced to make the following observation:
People keep asking me if I'm "shocked" or "outraged" and I keep having to grab them and shake them until they bleed from the nose. I know that sounds like something I would enjoy doing, but all that shaking tends to aggravate an old shoulder injury of mine.
I'm also getting horse from constantly shouting things like
and
as I shake people.
In an attempt to lower my stress level I am going to shift the focus of my blogging to MMA and submission grappling. Regular readers of this blog should find these new topics at least a facinating as listening to me prattle on endlessly about my weird hobbies has always been.
Word.
We Out.
Irony is clearly dead while sarcasm and sardonic snarkyness are both in ICU.
People keep asking me if I'm "shocked" or "outraged" and I keep having to grab them and shake them until they bleed from the nose. I know that sounds like something I would enjoy doing, but all that shaking tends to aggravate an old shoulder injury of mine.
I'm also getting horse from constantly shouting things like
"Of course I'm not shocked. I was shocked 5 years ago."
and
"Outraged? Why would I be outraged now. I've been paying attention all along."
as I shake people.
In an attempt to lower my stress level I am going to shift the focus of my blogging to MMA and submission grappling. Regular readers of this blog should find these new topics at least a facinating as listening to me prattle on endlessly about my weird hobbies has always been.
Word.
We Out.
1 Comments:
Dude, you shake people for any ol' reason. Frankly, I growing tired of being shaked every time I ask you to pass the tecquila.
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