Have Your People Call Our People

In case there are any movie producers reading; We have an idea for a movie:

The worlds economist all seem like stuffy, know-it-all, math-nerds, but secretly they are locked in an eternal struggle against each other. They all carry cool swords under their tweed jackets and are always having kick ass kung fu battles (no wire work please, we have standards) in parking garages, abandon warehouses, and during office hours. Plus they can only die if you cut off their head.

While the rest of the world is going about it's business the worlds economist are quietly beheading each other in really cool swordfights. But there is more than just tenure or grant money at stake; the legends tell of a time when the last two economist will meet in an epic battle that will decide whether mankind will prosper together as Keynesians or have to spend eternity drinking Ronald Reagan's bong water

That time is now! The film opens in present day Princeton, New Jersey where the evil Dr. Laffer is hunting our scruffy, bearded, underdog hero The Krugman. Aided by various evil cults, the evil Dr. Laffer has slain all of the once proud tribe of Keynesians economist and now only the "The Krugman" stands between us and an eternity of rancid bong water...

Anyway. They fight and the winner gets a blowjob, or published, or whatever it is that economist like. We admit the endings week right now, but we're working on it. The important thing is it's a totally new idea and it will seriously rock on the big screen! If you've got $180 million then have your people call our people. We'll do lunch.

P.S. Does anyone know if economist do their own stunts?