The Poorman's Kittens Can Suck It
Cute my ass. I'll Show you cute. Behold the Grand Tyrant of All Cuteness - Chato the Wounder Chin .
Yes, my dog is wearing a sweater. It was chilly and he's a big Jimmy Carter fan.
Crazybear and Chato take a nap.
Also: We bought a house.
It even came with a stove:
Yes, my dog is wearing a sweater. It was chilly and he's a big Jimmy Carter fan.
Crazybear and Chato take a nap.
Also: We bought a house.
It even came with a stove:
posted by mad science at 6:21 PM
1 Comments:
Gaaaahh!!! Sweater on a dog! Blasphmer! Vile! Pornographic! And in TEXAS no less! - Compared to Ohio, you don't even know what cold IS!
Even here up north we humane dog owners know better than to subject our pets to rabid anthropomorphism (sp?) and put clothes on them. Dogs have fur! They are genetically designed to withstand greater variations in temperature than us naked apes. If you're genuinely concerned about your pet being chilly - then the temperature controller of your home must be askew and you should TURN UP THE THERMOSTAT!
Whew. Thanks. I feel better now. Chato the Wounder Chin (Is that the Green Hornet's Chato? And is he prone to wounding others?...) is indeed cute. Of course, no one's dog is as beautiful or brilliant (if not a little bit neurotic) as my Arwen. But as for Grand Tyrant of All Cuteness, I believe Chato is indeed secure in holding that exhalted position.
And congrats on the new house (the thermostat does work in it - right? - Wouldn't want Chato catching a cold...) It looks very nice. And that stove thing! Man, I want me one of those! I hear you can even prepare food on (and IN!) them. What a modern marvel. Will the wonders never cease?
Sorry. I fear I've ragged on you excessively. It's all in good fun. I kid because I love.
Post again soon, Mr. Mad Science. The world is waiting...
Mjt!
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