Men Without Hats to Tour Iran

On Thursday Iran went and enriched themselves some uranium.

And what does a county like Iran do when it's officially joined the "Fuck You We've Got Our Own Uranium Enrichment Facilities" club?

Exactly the same thing every other country does :

Men in traditional uniforms danced Tuesday during a parade in
Mashhad and lifted containers said to hold uranium enriched by Iran.

The Safety Dance.

In a speech to the nation, a clearly drunk Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad shouted

"I've got some enriched uranium for George Bush. But if he wants it he is going to have to come get it. It's right here in my pants baby!

Ahmadinejad them made a very rude gesture before beginning to dance wildly around the podium accompanied by a midget playing a ukelele.