King Gyanendra to Pope: "Fuck you and your stupid hat!"

In a premptive strike against his arch-hat-wearing-enemy the pope, King Gyanendra dissmissed the goverment of Nepal and declared a state of "Uber-Hat -Readyness".

Reached for comment the pope said :

"You and your girly-man hat are going down Gyanendra! This time I'm sending you back to the haberdashery for good Beatch!