Stop me if you've heard this one before ...

Question: How deep do you have to dig to find a prominent democrat that supports the Presidents Social Security privatization private accounts personal accounts plan?

Answer: About six feet strait down. But ever then you have some problems: like the fact that the dude is dead. Finite. Taking the big dirt nap. Kicked the bucket. Kaput. Done.

Then of course there is the family of the dear departed Senator Moynihan who don't seem to be to happy about the the way the Bush administration is parading their dear old dead dad around :

"It's confusing to me and my mom why they are constantly invoking him without presenting his position on Social Security," said Maura Moynihan, the senator's daughter, referring as well to his widow, Elizabeth.

Reached for further comment, Maura added:

"Honestly, how would you feel if someone dug up your dead father, stuck a stick up his ass and started wheeling him into press conferences like some sick ventriloquist's dummy?

The President is a really crappy ventriloquist Too! He make dad sound all wimpy and gay, and you can totally see his lips move whenever he makes it look like dad is talking! The whole thing is insulting!