Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Pope Dies in Tragic Cage Match

Well, "Pride 47 - Battle in the Habidashery" took an ugly turn this weekend when The Pope was unexpectedly killed by Nepal's King Gyanendra while competing in the evenings main event - the "Big Hat Smack Down".


The Pope and Nepal's King Gyanendra exchange blows early in round one.


Pride representatives expressed great sadness at the Popes passing, calling him a "true warrior with great stand up skills and an impressive ground game".

"Cage fighting has lost one of it's greatest hero's this evening." the president of Pride Fighting said when ask to comment.

After the match, King Gyanendra released a short statement expressing sadness for his opponents passing while making it clear that he looked forward to future matches with other famous hat wearers.

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