Freedom is on the ... Ohhh Cookies!
For weeks, freedom was on the march in Lebanon as 10s of thousands on people took to the streets to demonstrate against the Syrian backed government.
But then the Hezbollah held their yearly Support Your Local Terrorist bake sale and freedom had to stop marching on account of there suddenly being way more people looking to buy Hezbollah's famous "Terror Cookies" than there were people in line for the "Freedom Fries".
Hezbollah's leader, Sheik Hassan Nasrallah, attributed the bake sale's freedom crushing success to his mother's secret "Terror Cookie" recipe.
"It's no surprise at all. People love mom's Terror cookies. We can't bake enough
of them!" the sheik said proudly.
But then the Hezbollah held their yearly Support Your Local Terrorist bake sale and freedom had to stop marching on account of there suddenly being way more people looking to buy Hezbollah's famous "Terror Cookies" than there were people in line for the "Freedom Fries".
Hezbollah's leader, Sheik Hassan Nasrallah, attributed the bake sale's freedom crushing success to his mother's secret "Terror Cookie" recipe.
"It's no surprise at all. People love mom's Terror cookies. We can't bake enough
of them!" the sheik said proudly.
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