Florida soon to be Floriduuuu
No sooner do we call for nation wide testing of all state and local policy makers to make sure that they are truly stupid enough to really, really fuck up our future than we find out that Florida has already implemented just such a program for it's state legislators.
This brings us to our first ever Grinding Metal Labs contest:
Current entries are:
If you are the lucky winner, Mad Science will preserve your living brain in liquid nitrogen until medical science reaches the point where your disembodied brain can be hooked to speakers and kept alive in a jar so that you can entertain future generations with your mirth.
This brings us to our first ever Grinding Metal Labs contest:
Pick the state of Florida's new state motto!
Current entries are:
- Florida - It's the new stupid!
- Florida - We do our best to be petty, mean, and stupid but god still keeps smiting us with hurricanes every year.
If you are the lucky winner, Mad Science will preserve your living brain in liquid nitrogen until medical science reaches the point where your disembodied brain can be hooked to speakers and kept alive in a jar so that you can entertain future generations with your mirth.
posted by mad science at 3:07 PM
1 Comments:
How about these:
1. Florida - Oklahoma By The Sea!
2. Florida - We Do Teh Funny So You Don't Have To!
3. Florida - What Are You Gonna Do?
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